LSS!!
(Source: we-will-never-be-together)
Posts tagged chat
Angry Birds
- wife: paul got in trouble at school today.
- husband: why? what did he do?
- wife: he was caught drawing angry birds.
- husband: what's wrong with that?!
- wife: they weren't the cute game characters. they were more literal & anatomical if you know what i mean.
a dialogue from the wee free men by terry pratchett
- Miss Tick: Are you listening?
- Tiffany: Yes.
- Miss Tick: Good. Now ... if you trust in yourself ...
- Tiffany: Yes?
- Miss Tick: ... and believe in your dreams ...
- Tiffany: Yes?
- Miss Tick: ... and follow your star ...
- Tiffany: Yes?
- Miss Tick: ... you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy. Good-bye.
